I think one of peoples’ first reservations about visiting Asia is the flight – an obvious concern. My personal belief is that a flight (financial or duration) should not stand in the way from a potentially life-changing adventure. To the best of one’s ability, anyway. I’m sure there are plenty of exceptions, but I don’t personally want it to be a thing that stops me.
But seriously, I’m more than halfway through my 13+ hour flight and I’m still not really sure what you do – in the lowly serf seats – to stay sane during that time. Here’s what I’ve done so far since arriving at the Chicago airport.
Find your gate and get your visa checked. Everyone actually lines up to board on this flight. It’s the last line you’ll see until your return to the States. It’s also the moment when people start noticing you for being one of a few foreigners, you start wondering what the others are doing but feel weird asking, and you realize you’ve forgotten pretty much all of your Chinese.
But this is it, so you board anyway, but then you’re usually delayed. Board the plane an hour early, and then wait another hour for some reason or another. This time it was a mechanical issue with the door. I had just started talking to the woman next to me when the sleepy girl plopped down between us. She keeps leaning forward and bumping her head on the seat in front of her, which turns on the TV, then waking up in a daze wondering why her mini TV is on. It’s cracking me up.
So you sit in silence browsing the movie options, read during takeoff (Mao’s Last Dancer on my Kindle!), and once you’re at a proper cruising altitude and start to doze, give in.
That nap that you think is going to take you at least to northern Canada ends before the tip of the UP. You’ve waited as long as you can to check the flight map, because you want to be really far, but no, you’re barely past the starting point.
Time for a movie! Tons of new releases! But, man, The Internship could not hold my attention for anything. Take turns between dozing and the movie until you can’t stand it. When lunch comes, pick a real movie that you’ll devote your time to. I got pretty attached to the characters in The Descendants, and also questioned why I’m not en route to Hawaii. It’s over, it’s nap time.
Now read a bit more. Journal some, browse movies and watch a French film starring Audrey Tautou. This actually has become tradition for me, I think it’s the third time I’ve watched one of her movies on this flight.
At this point, we’re six hours in and in need of a bathroom break, but seat B is still passed out. She’s a miracle. Eventually you give in because the awkwardness is so much more bearable than an exploding bladder.
Did I mention that you’re continually checking outside for anything interesting out the window? The flight attendants get upset when you keep the shade open, but what are they going to say if you only open it for a few seconds every couple of minutes? I paid a month’s salary, week’s vacation in Florida, a cheap used car, some serious credit hours at a college, my life savings, call it what you want, enough to be able to open my window shade whenever I please, as far as I’m concerned (as my knees bump the seat back ahead of me).
You’re starving and parched between naps because you’ve missed the flight attendants going by with water. They’re grumpy as they pass out cheap little sandwiches and melted ice cream (fly American), and you start another movie and a blog. Five hours and thirteen minutes, 2583 miles, to Beijing; we’re almost over Russia.